Alieniloquent

So we were at Jonesy’s Dinner Den on Maple eating our food (which was very good) and watching the five o’clock news on their TV. The weather guy was going on about the possible tornado cells that were west of Omaha and moving easterly. In the background KVNO was playing some classical music.

That’s when we heard the sirens. Everybody paused and looked up at everybody else, and then the woodwinds kicked in. They weren’t sirens after all, just violins. It was a tense second, and then everybody laughed.